{"id":94,"date":"2016-11-13T17:37:00","date_gmt":"2016-11-13T17:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/?page_id=94"},"modified":"2024-05-07T11:27:28","modified_gmt":"2024-05-07T10:27:28","slug":"thoughts-for-the-day","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/?page_id=94","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts For The Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some memorable lines to think about. Enjoy:<\/p>\n

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
\n\u2013 Peter Kay<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
\n\u2013 Woody Allen<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.
\n\u2013 Groucho Marx<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Trying is the first step towards failure.
\n\u2013 Homer Simpson<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The world’s oldest goldfish was 42. He put his long life down to regular early morning swims.
\n\u2013 Jimmy Carr<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If greed is all you feel and be, fear and hate shall follow thee.
\n\u2013 Raj Honurt<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I used to be with it<\/em>, then they changed what it<\/em> was. Now what was it<\/em> isn’t it<\/em>, and what is it<\/em> is weird and scary to me. It<\/em>‘ll happen to you too.
\n\u2013 Grandpa Simpson<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Your wiener, my balls, they\u2019re all public domain.
\n\u2013 Eric Cartman, South Park<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
\n\u2013 Unknown<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m not going to call an ambulance this time because, if I do, you won’t learn anything.
\n\u2013 Brian Griffin, Family Guy<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I used to work for a one-armed typist. It was mostly shift work.
\n\u2013 Tim Vine<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
\n\u2013 Peter Kaye<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I never forget a face, but in your case I\u2019d be glad to make an exception.
\n\u2013 Groucho Marx<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Success has never been about money, it has always been about doing the things in life that you dreamed of every day.
\n\u2013 Hermann J Steinherr<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
\n\u2013 Unknown<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
\n\u2013 W C Fields<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
\n\u2013 Steve Martin<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don\u2019t mind, it doesn\u2019t matter.
\n\u2013 Mark Twain<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m a mog. Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.
\n\u2013 Barf, Spaceballs<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Brian:<\/em> Look, you’ve got it all wrong! You don’t need to follow me. You don’t need to follow anybody! You’ve got to think for yourselves! You’re all individuals!<\/p>\n

Crowd:<\/em> [in unison] Yes! We’re all individuals!<\/p>\n

Brian:<\/em> You’re all different!<\/p>\n

Crowd:<\/em> [in unison] Yes, we are all different!<\/p>\n

Man in crowd:<\/em> I’m not…<\/p>\n

Crowd:<\/em> Shhh!<\/p>\n

\u2013 Life Of Brian, Monty Python<\/cite><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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