{"id":8189,"date":"2026-04-17T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-17T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/?p=8189"},"modified":"2026-05-20T14:53:10","modified_gmt":"2026-05-20T13:53:10","slug":"all-hail-the-alpha-male","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/?p=8189","title":{"rendered":"All Hail The Alpha Male"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover is-light\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"486\" height=\"800\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-image-8273 size-large\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/alpha-486x800.jpg\" data-object-fit=\"cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/alpha-486x800.jpg 486w, https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/alpha-182x300.jpg 182w, https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/alpha.jpg 607w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 486px) 100vw, 486px\" \/><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim-80 has-background-dim\" style=\"background-color:#d0c9b7\"><\/span><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-cover-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left has-medium-font-size\"><strong><em>All hail the alpha male<br>All hail. All hail<br><br>Look at me<br>Feed me<br>Chest out<br>Feed me more<br><br>Real people<br>The non-believers<br>Chuckle at you<br>But you\u2019re too blind to see<br><br>Perhaps you do<br>Perhaps that\u2019s why<br>Your head\u2019s so high<br>Daren\u2019t look down<br><br>Behind that crown<br>A frail little thing<br>A curtain hiding<br>An insignificant king<br><br>All hail the alpha male<br>All hail. All hail<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color has-small-font-size wp-elements-7eee27fcf7ca0c62c651b3edf66c03db\"><em>Original poetry by Jon Arthur 2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/?page_id=8214\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"8214\"><em>M<\/em><\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/?page_id=8214\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"8214\">ore Poems<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Original poetry by Jon Arthur 2026 More Poems<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8191,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8189"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8418,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8189\/revisions\/8418"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}