{"id":8189,"date":"2026-04-17T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-17T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/?p=8189"},"modified":"2026-04-19T09:02:44","modified_gmt":"2026-04-19T08:02:44","slug":"all-hail-the-alpha-male","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/?p=8189","title":{"rendered":"All Hail The Alpha Male"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote has-black-color has-luminous-vivid-amber-background-color has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-elements-f067f0a607bf7710b6b2105eb008b48f\" style=\"border-width:8px;border-top-left-radius:30px;border-top-right-radius:30px;border-bottom-left-radius:30px;border-bottom-right-radius:30px\"><blockquote><p><strong>All hail the alpha male<br>All hail. All hail<br><br>Look at me<br>Feed me<br>Chest out<br>Feed me more<br><br>Real people<br>The non-believers<br>Chuckle at you<br>But you\u2019re too blind to see<br><br>All hail the alpha male<br>All hail. All hail\u00a0<br><br>Perhaps you do<br>Perhaps that\u2019s why<br>Your head\u2019s so high<br>Daren\u2019t look down<br><br>Behind that crown<br>A frail little thing<br>A curtain hiding<br>An insignificant king<br><br>All hail the alpha male<br>All hail. All hail<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All hail the alpha maleAll hail. All hail Look at meFeed meChest outFeed me more Real peopleThe non-believersChuckle at youBut you\u2019re too blind to see All hail the alpha maleAll hail. All hail\u00a0 Perhaps&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8191,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8189"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8190,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8189\/revisions\/8190"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}