{"id":8321,"date":"2026-04-26T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-26T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/?p=8321"},"modified":"2026-04-27T19:20:50","modified_gmt":"2026-04-27T18:20:50","slug":"click-bait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/?p=8321","title":{"rendered":"Click Bait!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover is-light is-repeated\"><div class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-image-8324 size-large is-repeated\" style=\"background-position:50% 50%;background-image:url(https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/click-bait-wow-516x800.jpg)\"><\/div><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim-70 has-background-dim\" style=\"background-color:#dcceb4\"><\/span><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-cover-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left has-medium-font-size\"><strong><em>This is the ONLY poem you\u2019ll EVER need<br>ALL other versions MUST concede<br>This one\u2019s BETTER than everything else out there<br>You MUST click and READ ON<br>Skip if you DARE<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong><em>YOU\u2019RE doing it all WRONG<br>That\u2019s a top-five FAIL<br>NOTHING works quite like this<br>This is the NEW WAY to wag your tail<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong><em>Throw everything else IN THE BIN<br>Ignoring what we say is a cardinal SIN<br>We\u2019re totally GENUINE<br>BELIEVE our grin<br>Without these words YOU CANNOT WIN<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong><em>You\u2019ll be BIGGER and BETTER\u00a0<br>That\u2019s our GUARANTEE<br>Follow this EXPERT advice<br>BELIEVE our sincerity<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left has-medium-font-size\"><strong><em>You simply CANNOT ignore<br>All other poems are DONE\u00a0<br>This is the ONLY one to read<br>(Well, until the next one)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color has-small-font-size wp-elements-2e1011d367ee7821634e2db90b0db1f4\"><em><em>Original poetry by Jon Arthur 2026<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/?page_id=8214\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"8214\"><em>M<\/em><\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/?page_id=8214\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"8214\">ore Poems<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Original poetry by Jon Arthur 2026 More Poems<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8325,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8321"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8326,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8321\/revisions\/8326"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonarthur.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}