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This is the ONLY poem you’ll EVER need
ALL other versions MUST concede
This one’s BETTER than everything else out there
You MUST click and READ ON
Skip if you DARE

YOU’RE doing it all WRONG
That’s a top-five FAIL
NOTHING works quite like this
This is the NEW WAY to wag your tail

Throw everything else IN THE BIN
Ignoring what we say is a cardinal SIN
We’re totally GENUINE
BELIEVE our grin
Without these words YOU CANNOT WIN

You’ll be BIGGER and BETTER 
That’s our GUARANTEE
Follow this EXPERT advice
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You simply CANNOT ignore
All other poems are DONE 
This is the ONLY one to read
(Well, until the next one)