Some memorable lines to think about. Enjoy:
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
– Peter Kay
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
– Woody Allen
I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.
– Groucho Marx
Trying is the first step towards failure.
– Homer Simpson
The world’s oldest goldfish was 42. He put his long life down to regular early morning swims.
– Jimmy Carr
If greed is all you feel and be, fear and hate shall follow thee.
– Raj Honurt
I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what was it isn’t it, and what is it is weird and scary to me. It‘ll happen to you too.
– Grandpa Simpson
Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.
– Eric Cartman, South Park
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
– Unknown
I’m not going to call an ambulance this time because, if I do, you won’t learn anything.
– Brian Griffin, Family Guy
I used to work for a one-armed typist. It was mostly shift work.
– Tim Vine
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
– Peter Kaye
I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.
– Groucho Marx
Success has never been about money, it has always been about doing the things in life that you dreamed of every day.
– Hermann J Steinherr
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
– Unknown
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
– W C Fields
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
– Steve Martin
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
I’m a mog. Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.
– Barf, Spaceballs
Brian: Look, you’ve got it all wrong! You don’t need to follow me. You don’t need to follow anybody! You’ve got to think for yourselves! You’re all individuals!
Crowd: [in unison] Yes! We’re all individuals!
Brian: You’re all different!
Crowd: [in unison] Yes, we are all different!
Man in crowd: I’m not…
Crowd: Shhh!
– Life Of Brian, Monty Python
